Ah, the Merc with a Mouth! You know, the guy who breaks the fourth wall more often than a clumsy construction worker? Yeah, that’s our boy Deadpool. So, let’s dive into this tale of spandex, sarcasm, and marketing magic.
Picture it: 2016. Tim Miller, the director, decided to unleash the R-rated hurricane known as Deadpool upon unsuspecting audiences. And guess what? It wasn’t just the gratuitous violence and F-bombs that made it a hit. Nope, it was like a unicorn riding a rainbow—a beautiful, twisted, and slightly deranged unicorn.
Before this flick, our crimson-clad antihero had a cameo in X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Yeah, that movie was about as popular as a wet fart in an elevator. Studios were like, “Hey, let’s not touch Deadpool with a ten-foot pole.” But Ryan Reynolds, bless his Canadian heart, refused to let the Merc fade into obscurity. He tweeted, he Instagrammed, he probably even sent carrier pigeons with Deadpool memes. The man was relentless.
And then came the marketing campaign. Oh boy, it was like a chimichanga-fueled fever dream. They slapped Deadpool’s face on everything—billboards, buses, even grandma’s knitting club. And you know what? It worked! Fans ate it up like chimichangas at a buffet. Ryan Reynolds became the Patron Saint of Snark, and the movie became a cult phenomenon.
But wait, there’s more! Deadpool wasn’t your typical superhero. He knew he was in a movie. Yeah, he’d turn to the camera and wink like, “Hey, audience, did you see that? I’m in a freakin’ movie!” It was like he had a hotline to the screenwriters. And people loved it! They craved that meta-commentary like Deadpool craves tacos.
So, what happened? Box office records shattered. The film made more money than a Nigerian prince offering you a cut of his fortune. And the audience? Mostly dudes, average age 35, and a sprinkle of Hispanic spice. They laughed, they cried (okay, maybe not cried), and they demanded more. Sequels were greenlit faster than Deadpool can slice a bad guy in half.
And now, my friends, we await the third installment. Will it be epic? Will it break more records? Will Deadpool finally find true love? Who knows? But one thing’s for sure: Ryan Reynolds will keep tweeting, and Deadpool will keep talking to us through the screen. Because that’s how the Merc rolls—irreverent, self-aware, and ready to kick butt (and drop some killer one-liners)!
Disclaimer: No unicorns were harmed in the making of this intro thing. Neither was the Curator guy I threatened, sorry, paid to get it typed up. Not yet.
Oh, gather ’round kiddos, it’s story time with Uncle Deadpool. So there I am, Wade “Too Sexy for My Spandex” Wilson, not your run-of-the-mill hero, duking it out on the highway. Picture this: a flashback montage of my life’s lowlights—kicked out of the Canadian special forces (because I’m too awesome), living the merc life, and falling for Vanessa, the night’s queen. We’re like peanut butter and jelly, until cancer decides to third-wheel us. Being the gentleman I am, I ghost her to avoid the whole “dying heroically in her arms” cliché.
Enter stage left: a recruiter with a cure that screams “I’m definitely going to turn you into a lab rat.” And boy, does he deliver. Ajax—sorry, Francis (because with a name like that, you’re born to be a villain)—and his muscle, Angel Dust, pump me full of the mutant special. Their plan? Make me a superhero. The result? I’m a walking, talking avocado. Thanks, guys. Really. I escape, ready to give Francis a piece of my mind, but then I hear about the “ugly fix,” and I’m like, “Hold up, gotta stay pretty!”
Fast forward, and I’m on a mission to find Vanessa, but I’m playing hard to get because, let’s face it, I look like an experiment gone wrong. I spill my guts to Weasel, my BFF, and decide it’s time to hunt down Francis for that mythical makeover. I embrace my inner vigilante, call myself “Deadpool” (because betting on death is my kind of fun), and move in with Al, the sassiest blind lady you’ll ever meet.
Over a year, I play whack-a-mole with Francis’s goons until one sings like a canary about his hideout. It’s showdown time, and I’m about to get my cure when the X-Men’s Colossus and his sidekick, Negasonic Teenage What’s-Her-Face, crash my party. They’re all “Join us, be a hero,” and I’m like, “Nah, I’m good.” But then Francis pulls a Houdini and goes after Vanessa.
Cue the dramatic rescue on a Helicarrier that’s seen better days. I team up with the X-duo, and we throw down with Angel Dust and the baddies. Things get shaky, literally, and I play the hero, saving Vanessa from becoming scrap metal. Francis gets his butt handed to him, admits there’s no cure (shocker), and despite Colossus’s boy scout speech, I give Francis a permanent timeout.
Vanessa’s mad I ghosted her, but after seeing my “unique” new look, she’s all about that unconditional love. Aww.
And for the grand finale, in true Deadpool fashion, I drop a post-credits scene that’s a cheeky nod to Ferris Bueller and a jab at our budget. Spoiler alert: we’re so cheap, we couldn’t even afford to blow stuff up properly. But hey, we got Cable for the sequel, so who’s really winning here? Hint: It’s me. Always me.
(1) Francis Freeman, a mutant with a high tolerance for pain, also known as Ajax, is a Deadpool villain straight from Wade’s first ongoing run, first appearing in Deadpool #14.
(2) Angel Dust is a Morlock from the comics, first appearing in Morlocks #1. She can raise her adrenaline-levels to give herself super strength.
(3) Since the timeline change, we have no idea where or when Deadpool is set. Since the change however, Colossus has changed nationalities to Russian, unlike the other movies. His X symbol on his uniform almost resembles the Black Widow emblem.
(4) Negasonic Teenage Warhead mentions the school blowing up every year. Her appearance and powers in the comics were drastically altered for this movie and, shortly afterwards, the comics not only changed the character accordingly, but also moved her into Deadpool’s supporting cast.
(5) The Sister Margaret School for Wayward Girls, a decidedly nasty place in the comics, is also refurbished to become the Hellhouse, the bar seen in this movie where the mercs all bet on the ‘dead pool’. In the comics, the Dead Pool was the part of the Weapon X Projects where they sent their failed test subjects.
(6) Weasel is Wade’s science-nerd best friend in the comics. Most of the time. When they’re not trying to actively kill each other. He first appears in Cable #3.
(7) The mutant Marrow makes a cameo in the mutant lab. The organisation is unnamed, but considering it’s implied to be Logan’s healing that give Wade his ‘cure’, we can assume its the Essex Corp or Weapon X Project. They also use the inhibitor collars seen in other movies.
(8) Vanessa Carlysle in the comics is the mutant Copycat, a shape shifter who first appeared alongside Deadpool in New Mutants #98. She was posing as Domino at the time though and her true form was not seen until over a year later in X-Force #11. In the movies, she’s apparently not a mutant – but as a shapeshifter, how do we know?
(9) Blind Al is Deadpool’s roommate, first appearing in Deadpool #1. The more accurate term would be ‘prisoner.’ While her origin is relatively unknown, we know she was a former British Service Agent who Deadpool was hired to kill. Instead, he killed everyone else and took her home with him. While argumentative, they truly are a dysfunctional family.
(10) Deadpool’s origin has elements from the comics: the cancer, the relationship with Vanessa is all accurate from the comics, as far as we can tell. Wade has given (and been given) many different accounts of his back story and even now we’re not sure anything he says is reliable. Wade Wilson is not even his birth name.
(11) The enemy solider named Bob that Deadpool stops to chat with is based on his pal Bob, Agent of HYDRA in the comics.
(12) This being a Deadpool movie there are dozens of references to other movies, some in universe, some not, other comics, franchises and even his own creators. Just some of the best examples:
Deadpool creator Rob Liefield’s name is on a coffee cup during the opening titles.
In the car are a copy of People Magazine with Ryan Reynolds featured on the cover as ‘World’s Sexiest Man’ and a wallet which contains a card of Green Lantern, as played by Reynolds.
Wade talks about Wolverine in an Australian accent, on account of Hugh Jackman.
The pizza box is marked ‘Feige’s’, as in Kevin Feige, head of the MCU.
Vanessa picks up an action figure of the Weapon XI Deadpool from X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Ajax threatens to sew up Wade’s mouth at one point – Wade assures him it is not a good idea.
When Colossus takes Wade to see the Professor, he asks “McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing!” referencing the revised timeline.
Weasel offhandedly suggests Ajax and Angel Dust attend a screening of Blade II.
Stan Lee appears as a DJ and Commentator. In a strip club!
When Deadpool packs his weapons in his bag, he throws in a copy of People Magazine, this time with Hugh Jackman featured as World’s Sexiest Man. He proceeds to cut this out and wear it as a mask.
The airship the final battle takes place seems to be an unnamed SHIELD Helicarrier.
Deadpool refers to the film not being able to afford any other X-Men characters.
During the end-credits, apart from some other rather obscene things, Wade hangs upside down from a web just like Spider-Man.
Not only does Wade promise Cable in the sequel he also reminds viewers about the budget, Samuel L. Jackson’s secret cameo at the end of Iron Man and warns the audience to leave the movie theatre clean and tidy.
Deadpool’s Fourth-Wall Fiesta: A Meta Marvel Tale
Alright, buckle up, chimichanga lovers! So, I break the fourth wall like it’s a piñata at a mutant birthday party. Picture this: I’m chillin’ in my spandex, and suddenly, I’m all like, ‘Hey, you! Yeah, you, reading this. I know I’m a comic book character. Deal with it.’ 🤯
Now, most heroes? Clueless. They’re out there, saving the world, oblivious to their own fictionality. But not yours truly. Nah, I’m sippin’ my imaginary coffee, winking at the audience, and dropping truth bombs. Like, ‘Hey, Josh Brolin, nice job playing Thanos and Cable. You must’ve aced the audition for ‘Grumpy Space Tyrant’!’ 🎭
And let’s talk Marvel Cinematic Universe. You got your Avengers, your Guardians, your Spidey — oh, and me, the Merc with a Mouth. But wait, there’s more! Multiverse shenanigans? Yup, we’re diving into that pool too. Spider-Man: No Way Home? More like Spider-Man: Multiverse Road Trip. 🌐
But hold your chimichangas, ‘cause Evan Peters’ Quicksilver? Total bait-and-switch. We’re talkin’ WandaVision, where he shows up, and we’re all like, ‘Fox X-Men crossover, baby!’ But nope, just a cosmic joke. Still, it’s like Marvel’s playin’ Uno with alternate realities. Wild, right? 🃏
So, bottom line: My fourth-wall-breaking superpower? It’s not just for laughs. It’s my golden ticket to TV and movies. Marvel Studios? They’re cool with it. No need for a PowerPoint presentation. I’m here, I’m aware, and I’m ready to kick butt—while winking at you.
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